the druggie he sold to last week who still owed him $30!! It was becoming very difficult for him to find this particular druggie, and he was becoming extremely frustrated!! Remembering that he had supernatural powers, however, he decided to use that to kill off everyone in the area that wasn't his druggie, after everyone but Pokey (the druggie) was dead a terrible thing began to happen!! the people that Rico had killed began to reform and set out to..............

eat the worlds supply of twinkies. horrified by this Rico...

. got drunk and ran into a wall. he ended up having to go to the hospital and to his surprise his nurse was....

to aceas house and asked him to train him in the arts of gay-chi, after many yeas of training rico.................

was about to become a gay-chi master when the pudding of the the evil furgo clones was eaten by his master and......

master Ho-Ching began to grow abnormally large......... feet! being Korean and all, the sight of feet made Rico burst into spontaneous spouts of vomit that protruded every where!! Rico knew that if he didn't stop vomiting, he would die soon, so with his super-mutant-powers he................................

repeadly shoot the fett with his super lazer eyes until the were gone. rico was tired and needed something but he didn't know what. he stopped at.........

my hotel in my hair. There he had a good rest. Then he..............

being the rock 'n' roller that he was, decided that he was going to burn the hotel down! This decision was not a good one for the hotel owner, but Rico didn't care because he had his super-mutant-powers!! After burning down the hotel, he looked around for other things to do, beginnig to get discouraged he turned to leave for New Orleans when he saw it. It was just what he had been searching for! There were tons of old women in the................

new movie theatre in eagles hair. they were all watching broke back mountain!!! rico then...................

blew up the movie theatre for playing broke back mountain and repeatedly.................

beat the old women, who survived, in the head with the matches he used to burn down the theatre! Feeling very happy with himself he then...........

went and purchased a bootleg copy of broke back mt. and began to crank one out to it ,when.............

he got the sudden urge to make out with his best friend juan! Mortified by this urge, he then began to kick himself in his tiny hampster head!! In mid kick he got startled by a noise that was coming from the bushes nearby, he looked over to find out what it was. What he saw however was not very pleasant, it was...............

mel gibson and tom cruise having relations with one another, he then killed both of them and went back to his movie when...........